Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to box each other at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The winner will receive $1 million. They'll also lose their dignity, but, hey, that was never there to begin with.
“I have already spoken to a couple of the oddsmakers here in Vegas, and Kid Rock would be the favorite,” Beacher just told me. “They are saying that Z-list Tommy Lee is just too old and beat up.”
In case you were worried, this spectacle is going to be super-classy:
And in the true spirit of re-creating Sunday’s VMAs, Beacher said, "I’ll even have Mini Britney open the show!” If you’re not familiar with Mini Brit, she’s a 26-year-old little person named Terra Jole.